officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

deng-dong:

knifemelanie:

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

getoffmybloghoe:

adopt capitalist ideals

lousypunk:

vapelord4000:

transkafka:

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

rneerkat:

rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

holedyke:

i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie

voldesnorts:

whats that? you like gamer boys? well I don’t mean to brag but I play solitaire