*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook
when ur plant dies
send this to your crush with no context
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
I found pornstache..
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
She obviously doesn’t like me attempting to read maps alone.
My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends
*puts shoulder on son* hand
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is