k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

trust:

when ur plant dies

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tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

doctor-wh0re:

I found pornstache..

doctor-wh0re:

I found pornstache..

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

suchcatwow:

She obviously doesn’t like me attempting to read maps alone.

cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is